22
Arlington, TX
Instrumental Music Education Major, UT Arlington
Yes, band can be a major.
I'm a bit obsessed with corgies.
college should be $25
whats europe’s favorite boardgame?
czechers
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
^ the penis one though
stop prodding at it
Too damn funny
(Source: makemecome)
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones)
